More Stupid Questions

Here are some more questions that you, yes, YOU, probably should not have asked.

1. How to clean a microwave that still has leftover pizza from 1987

Answer: Don't. Just don't.

• Read more about the Microwave Mystery

2. What is the airspeed velocity of a walking chicken

Answer: It's a little-known fact that chickens can actually fly at 11 meters per second squared.

• Learn more about the physics of fowl flight

3. How do I turn my toaster into a functional time machine

Answer: You can't. That's not a thing.

• Read more about toaster science